No Joke

I literally walk around with my zipper down at least once a week. I did it twice just today. And once yesterday.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

I blame it on the belt. I've just started wearing one and I think it's distracting me. I get so excited about the brand-new buckling that I forget about the measly every-day zipping.

Zipping, more important than buckling.
Zipping, more important than buckling.
Zipping, more important than buckling.

More important not only for me, but also for everyone else around me.